When did everyone give up on saying "Wednesday" and "February" how they're spelled? The British haven't, I guess, but everyone else has.

FebCalI know a guy who freaks out when anyone shortens History to Hist'ry, but he happily says Vet'rans and Vet'rinarians. Most people I know say Offin (instead of Often), too. But seriously, nobody wants to screw around trying to put an extra D in Wednesday, or an extra R in February. Seriously.

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